Without you I am pocketless

I am cold and insecure

You hold my phone and wallet

When a purse I can not procure

I pull out your strings

They only get in the way

Sometimes I alter your neck

But you seem to love me anyway

You are amazing and comforting

Clothing so versatile

Your reputation, timeless

Even Floridians could not defile.

Long sleeve t-shirts come in a very close second – both being trumped by long sleeve HOODED t-shirts, just in case you were wondering the hierarchy during your next round of Mom Like a Boss Clothing Poker.